A friend at a dinner party shared this with us. It made us all laugh…Hard! I hope it brightens your day!
“Men Are Just Happier People”
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Chocolate is just another snack.
They can never be pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky.
They don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
They do the same work for more pay.
Wrinkles give them character.
Grey hair makes them distinguished.
People never stare at their chest when they’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
They can open their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite them, they can still be friends.
Their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
They never have strap problems in public.
They are unable to see the wrinkles in their clothes.
Everything on their face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
They only have to shave their face and neck.
They get to play with toys their whole life.
Their big belly hides their big hips.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
They can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
They can do their nails with a pocket knife.
They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
What would you expect from such simple creatures?